Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.
Peter: Whatever for?
Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"
I replied, "Correct."
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.