The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.
I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!
Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....
Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.
Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?
To get her spine fixed!
My wife told me I was immature...
So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.