Past Winners

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

What do you get when you cross a Gorilla with a Rhino?

I don't exactly know either but would imagine you get an animal that often hear's the words, "Whatever you say, I'm golden with it!"