Past Winners

French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?

Tourist: They break just as easily.

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

She felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioner.

I was on family leave, spending my days caring for my two-year-old son while pregnant with my second. To kill some time, I began watching the Game Show Network, and I got hooked. One afternoon my husband came home from work to find the house in complete disarray and I plopped in front of the TV. "So that's what you do while I'm at work?" he said smirking.

"I just happened to have it on," I lied.

The next day we were watching the President give a speech. As he stepped out of his car and waved to his cheering supporters, my son shouted, "Look, Mommy, he won the car!"

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...

I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.