Past Winners

Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.

Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second date?

Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.

Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”

Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”

What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?

They become a Def Leppard!

People call me self-centered...

But that’s enough about them.