Past Winners

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.

It’s because of the small arms.

6:30 is the best time on a clock...

Hands down!

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when I overheard another pupil say to him, "Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

My wife is a compulsive shopper.

She likes to buy everything that’s marked down.

Last night she brought home an escalator!