Past Winners

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "Close Enough."

At the weekly senior lunch, it came time for diners to share positive family stories. Grandpa was hard pressed and had to reach for a good one.

As he cleared his throat he said, "My grandson, in his first three little league games of the season, he has three no-hit games!"

"Wow!" Came of voice from the back. "Sounds like he's gonna be a great pitcher!"

After a pause, Grandpa stuttered, "Well, I meant as a batter..."

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

A head of cabbage.