Past Winners

Customer: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long?

Waiter: No sir, round.

Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"

The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your spouse's barking at the front. Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call, but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....

He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.