Past Winners

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.

Tom: What do you want with an elephant?

Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

What do you get if you mix sorbitol, gelatin, #3 red dye and artificial flavorings then post your formula online joking it's antigravity material?

You get a friendly midnight visit from men in black and get to explain you're only trying to make gummy bears.

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.