Past Winners
Favorite this joke When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...
Mistaken for patience!
A guy walked into a bar and noticed they had a huge Silver Back Gorilla sitting at the end of the bar on a short wide barstool.
The guy asked the barkeep why they had a gorilla. The bartender replied, “That’s Joe-Joe, he’s trained to give CPR if someone drinks too much. So what’ll you have there buddy?”
The man replied, “A Shirley Temple.”
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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