Past Winners

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

Did You Ever Wonder...

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

"I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked.

The waitress responded proudly, "I'm self-absorbed."