Patient: Doctor, I'm thinking that I may be losing my hearing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what you know of the symptoms?
Patient: Homer is bald and fat, Marge has blue hair...
2019: Live, Laugh, Love...
2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...
You 'put your two cents in'...
But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...
What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?
Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?
Because they're Santa's star bucks!