Past Winners

I've never been married...

... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!

Sitting on the bank of a stream a young fisherman trolled his bait lazily in the water and chewed comfortably on a blade of grass.

"Catch anything yet?" asked the stranger.

"Nope," murmured the fishermen.

"That's strange. It appears to be such a fine stream for trout," said the stranger.

"It must be," replied the fishermen, "they refuse to leave it."

I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”