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In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

The dad took his young daughter to the movies. He occupied a seat near the middle of the theater, while the young lady went down to the front row to sit with her friends. The news reel was showing about the raging forest fires in California, which evidently frightened the little girl as she came back to take a seat next to dad.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Did the fire frighten you?"

"Oh, no," she replied, "the smoke was getting in my eyes."

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...

She is infringing on my right to bear arms!