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Favorite this joke I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Why did the Frenchman put mushrooms into his bowl of Wheaties?
Because it’s the breakfast of champignons!
What is a committee?
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
It was enough to startle the little old lady out of her roots. There was the fish market person tossing trout clear across his shop to a man in fisherman uniform.
The fishermen caught six fish and then said: "All right Joe. Now I can truthfully tell my wife I caught six fish today."
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