Past Winners

Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”

So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

Three Engineering students at a prestigious university were sharing a can of "one-calorie" diet cola. After pouring it equally into three cups one of them drank his. Then the second drank hers.

The third Engineer just stared at the cup suspiciously. "I wonder who got the calorie?"

It must be almost Christmas....

.... because I just saw Easter eggs for sale.