Past Winners

One raindrop said to another...

"Two's company, three's a cloud!"

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"

Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."