Past Winners

You know what really makes me sick?

The Flu.

What would you call a remake of TRON?

NEUTRON.

Did you hear about the not so smart young lady that was injured while ice fishing?

She was run over by the zamboni.

A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.

Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?

Dog: Riff Riff!

Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?

Dog: Roof Roof!

Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?

Dog: Ruth Ruth!

Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.

Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?