It has been finally realized that babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls...
The reason is because there is no mail delivery on holidays.
Silence is golden...
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.
Who won?
The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.
They have finally found the gene for shyness...
It was hiding behind two other genes.