Past Winners

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful".

"Is that really your name?" I asked her.

"No," she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least be called something I like."

If you get motion sickness on a DOWN escalator...

Do you still throw-UP?

Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make...

Then they say I’m poor and ugly.