Past Winners

If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"

Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."

Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"

Tech: "Hello, this is tech support. What can I help you with today?"

User: (describes problem)

Tech: (rattles off computer jargon)

User: "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?"

Tech: "Okay... 'Hi, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'"