Past Winners

As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...

But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"

Do not underestimate your abilities...

That is your Boss's job!

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.