Sign inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?”
“That’s right my clever girl!”
“That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”
Yo Momma so dumb...
That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Did you realize that Alligators can grow up to 20 feet?
But most grow 4.