Past Winners

Golfers wear two pair of pants.

Why?

In case they get a hole in one.

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:

Doctor: "Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water."

Woman: "Okay."

Doctor: "Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water."

Woman: "Okay."

Doctor: "Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water."

After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me, doctor?"

Doctor: "Yeah. You don't drink enough water."

Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"

Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."

Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."

Husband says to his wife, "See you honey, I am off to play Hit and Cuss."

"Hit and Cuss? What's that?" she asked.

He answered, "Well, some people call it golf."