Past Winners

Why did Miss Muffet need directions?

She lost her Whey.

A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.

“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”

“Is that all in caps?” she asked.

The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.


The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?

They got married in spring.