What type of music do unpaid musicians play?
Baroque!
How do vampires start their letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."
What is unique about Humans?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"
MOTHER: "Yes, son."
JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"