The neighborhood I lived in had a storm rapidly pass through.
When I returned home from work I noticed our outbuilding was gone.
Asking my wife about it, her reply was simple, "Gone with the Wind!"
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?
Because they would steal all the BOOS!
As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?
FLOOD LIGHTS!
Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”
Tech support: “Well?”
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”