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Favorite this joke What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!
What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?
Super-delayed!
Everyone knows I’m a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to “decifer” them, I had to set him straight.
“Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f,” I wrote. “In case you’ve forgotten, spell-checker comes free with your Microsoft program.”
A minute later came his reply, “Must be dephective.”
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What else, a chicken tender!
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