Past Winners

Why was the robot upset?

Everyone was pushing its buttons.

My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job.

I asked him how much he enjoyed it.

"It's Sew-Sew."

When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...

We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."