Past Winners

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?

Icicles!

Two dogs pass a parking meter...

One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"

A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

My wife and I recently took a trip down Route 66. We took side trips if it looked promising. On one of these side trips we passed this quaint country store. Then we kept passing stores similar to that one.

After the third time my wife says out loud, "How many roads does a man have to drive down before he admits he's lost?"