Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"
Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."
The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell!
I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.