Past Winners

A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...

They assured him he would be covered.

I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"