Past Winners

A snobby man looked at me at a party and said, "You look poor!"

"Well," I clarified, "I've got an outfit for everyday of the week."

"Do you really?" he replied.

I said, "Yes. It's this one!"

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...

It's either a new car or a new wife!