Past Winners

What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?

You get a really scared mailman!

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen... the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"Okay Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

"I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

Why will everyone be seeing more clearly next year?

Cause it will be 2020!

How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.