Past Winners

Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."

Why are chemists bad at playing pranks?

They lack the element of surprise.

I tried to change my password to "14days"...

It was rejected as "too weak"!

I wanted to donate blood today but they ask too many personal questions...

Like, "Whose blood is it?" and "Where did you get it?"....