Past Winners

My wife said she'd like to have another baby...

I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

Al: This looks like a joke I once told.

Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.

Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.

The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."