Past Winners

A mom was playing "tooth fairy" and putting money under her little daughter's pillow when the child awoke and caught her in the act.

The mom froze, wondering how to explain to her tot that she was, in fact, the tooth fairy. But she was spared the trouble.

"You put that money back!" her daughter said indignantly. "The tooth fairy left that for me!"

John: "Can you loan me a hundred dollars?"

Fred: "I don't have that much on me."

John: "Well, just give me what you have and you can owe me the rest."

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Because they can't afford new ones!

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"No, I am an undercover detective."

"So why are you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."