Past Winners

“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching a $20 bill he’d gotten as a present.

“That’s right,” I said. “How did you know that?”

Pointing to Andrew Jackson’s face in the middle, he said, “Because her picture is on it.”

My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother’s piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer.

Inside was this note: “Dear sister, I hope you’ll understand, but my capital has been frozen.”

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An Independ-ant.

The brain is a wonderful organ...

It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...