Past Winners

Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"

He replied, "It cuts off my circulation."

She answered back, "It's supposed to."

A fifth grade science teacher began her discussion of atoms by saying, "Never trust an atom... they make up everything!"

People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like “Do what you love, and the money will follow” or “The early bird gets the worm.”

All I remember is, “Don’t fill up on bread.”

Why was the desert so bored?

Because it had nothing left to sea!