How did the octopus defeat the shark?
He was well armed!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
All the king's horses and all the king's men...
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
It's not hard to meet expenses...
They're pretty much everywhere.
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes?
Because they weren't wearing any genes!