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6/2/2017 To 6/9/2017
$15.00 won 4 votes

To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway.

After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was ready to attach the lock to complete the job. He was working on the yard side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach.

"I’ll get it, Daddy," Lauren called, nimbly crawling under the newly erected barrier.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
6/2/2017 To 6/9/2017
$12.00 won 4 votes

I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because my four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.

"I’m going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy," I told her.

"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mommy for me."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "srg" |
6/2/2017 To 6/9/2017
$10.00 won 4 votes

As she slid behind the wheel for her first driving lesson, my daughter couldn’t contain her excitement.

"You need to make adjustments so the car is comfortable for you, the driver," I began. "Now, what’s the first thing you should do?"

"Change the radio station," she said.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
6/2/2017 To 6/9/2017
$9.00 won 8 votes

A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |