Past Winners

Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?

Because she saw the butter-fly!!

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

Each year our company holds a training session in the conference room of the same hotel. When we were told we would not be able to reserve our usual location, my secretary, Gail, spent many hours on the phone trying to work out alternative arrangements.

Finally, when the details were ironed out, she burst into my office. "Great news, Scott!" she announced. "We’re getting our regular room at the hotel!"

All eyes were on Gail and me as she suddenly realized she had interrupted a meeting with co-workers.