Past Winners

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”

The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”

Q: Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin?

A: Because of the Nobel Prize.

A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?

The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."

The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.