Past Winners

My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ___________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

Where do fish keep their money?

"In the River Banks."

People can climb mountains,

People can scuba dive,

BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!

I've reached that point in my life where my train of thought usually leaves the station without me.