Past Winners

Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"

Student: "Flying Saucers!"

I was halfway through a meeting with a photocopy salesman, when he suddenly mentioned his wife and children, and how content and happy he was.

I was puzzled, but let him continue. It was only when I glanced down that I understood his reason for imparting this personal information. The table leg against which I had been rubbing my itchy foot wasn’t a table leg at all.

If you need a shoulder to cry on...

Just pull off on the side of the road!

The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."

The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."