Past Winners

I didn't say it was your fault...

I just said I was blaming you.

There was a fire in a cheese factory last night...

There was De-Brie all over the place!

What is the difference between a salon and a saloon?

A salon is where you go to make yourself look better.

A saloon is where you go to make everyone else look better.

What did the Head Tooth Fairy yell at the cadet who flunked out of Tooth Fairy academy?

You can't HANDLE the Tooth!