Past Winners

A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."

"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.

"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."

My wife got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days...

Then the mud fell off.

Boy 1: "As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."

Boy 2: "Who are they?

Boy1: "Classwork and Homework!"

They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!