Past Winners

A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, " Sorry honey. I couldn't stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!"

The next day the wife served breakfast. The man complained, "Oh honey, there's so much salt in this dish..."

The wife replied, "Sorry honey. I couldn't stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours."

Behind every angry woman stands...

Stands a clueless man...

Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

When I am told, "You'll regret that in the morning", I don't let it bother me.

Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.