misc jokes

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the name of this dance?
"She said I don't know; this is the line for the bathroom"

A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."

Q. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A. You picket!