misc jokes

Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?"

The first vampire says, "Blood. Give me blood."

The second vampire says, "I too wish for blood!"

The third vampire says, "Give me plasma."

The Bartender smiles and says, "Got it. Two bloods and one blood-light."

Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!